The following is based on a conversation I had the other day with a good friend of mine (aka The Mgmt.), after which, he submitted this scientifically proven theorem:
Given the following conditions, (1) the faux-hawk is a celebrity-sanctioned act of faux-rebellion, and (2) being the diameter of a circle, the faux-hawk is geometrically relatable to the African-American flat-top, the faux-hawk can thus be considered the Elvis Presley of haircuts.
The Wu-Tang Clan taught us that the black man is God.
As Elvis Presley is offensive to the black man, we therefore believe it to be empirically proven that the faux-hawk offends God.”
That is some deep shit on hair!
He gets even deeper when it comes to beer - check his blog at http://profilesinpourage.blogspot.com/.