Gimme More in '08 and Less

What we want more of in '08:


1) us
2) free shit (hit us up at ladyandfluff@gmail.com for address)
3) heads supporting independent hip hop
4) someone to remix Sizzla for us....see song below
5) comments...leave yo comments if you read and let us know if we're full of shit or if you feel us
6) positivity
7) vegetarianism/veganism
8) DIY revolution
9) Guitar Hero III
10) homo thugggggggsssssss!

What we want less of in '08:
1) dolphin air fresheners
2) dope boys
3) celebrity meth faces
4) posers
5) boys in girl jeans
6) vanity plates
7) hippiecrites
8) those people who stand up in the movie theater and cough in my bootleg movies
9) The Oprah Effect
10) the Cat Power bangs effect



What do you want more and less of?

Strictly Panty Leakage

I caught word of a free album download from Atmosphere with 13 songs I know Slug wrote to impress me specifically. If I had a lust child with anyone, it would be with him and I would not ask for child support or even take him on Maury. Ant ain't too bad either looking like Antonio Banderas but it ain't the same. Download it now, son....

Here's the blurb from Atmosphere's site about the project:

as a way to thank all of our supporters, ant and i have put together this party favor.it's called "strictly leakage." thirteen songs to chase away the winter doldrums.free and downloadable.

it's great for first dates, crappy houseparties, or to play in the backround while you google yourself again.

is downloadable a word? what's a doldrum?

nonetheless, thank you for the love, and please have a happy safe holiday.

oh yeah, i almost forgot, "sad clown bad winter 11" is available now, and a new album from atmosphere, "when life gives you lemons, you paint that shit gold" will be available on april 22, 2008.

-slug

Denim and Lace Y'all

I miss Glamour Shots...oh wait, they're still in business? Oh, well I miss when it was cool and people were dead serious about it. I mean, you would go in there in rags and they would transform you into a trashy diva from the neck up! They would really overdo the soft lens but that was just coming out then so it was glamorous and glorious. I found some pix that are obviously some of the best work that GS put out. Judge for yourself. Oh and I'm thinking of having a Glamour Shots party. I will bring lots of Aquanet, dickies and vaseline (for the camera lens weirdo!) You know these fine ladies are still using these as their profile pics for potential suitors on eHarmony like its current....love that.

Update: I found some way better pix on a site called Pathetic Personals and instead of biting off their photos, go to this link and see for yourself. It's like Whoa

Love,

LC

MC Yak Ballz is No Joke

MC Yak Ballz may not be on your hip hop radar yet but he's definitely grinding your way whether its via the internet, Paid Dues Festival or URB's Next 1000. A decidedly ridiculous name is just a front for some serious flow and classic Beastie Boyish good looks. His newest album Scifentology II, a followup to the well-received Scifentology mix-tape from '06, will be available in Jan. '08. And as you'll read, if you too want to be the next big indie emcee like Yak Ballz, spend more time on the shitter.

L and F: Yak Ballz....where did that name come from?

YB: I was given the name. I heard I made it onto some worst-band-names of all time list, so if all else fails, I'll always have the honor of the dishonorable mention.

L and F: You have a very distinct voice and your flow is intense. When and where do you do the most writing?

YB: I do most of my writing in the late hours of the night at my desk at home either in a notebook or on my laptop. I draw inspiration from a lot of places and I make mental notes or put something into my phone quickly. For Scifentology II, I did a lot of writing on the road where I woke up before everyone else, snagged the keys to the van and wrote inside with the heat
cranking until everyone dragged themselves out to it. The toilet is a great place also. If you ask any musician whether they have ever written on the shitter or not and they tell you no, they are lying.

L and F: It looks like you're seriously grinding, trying to get on the Paid Dues tour, getting votes on URB and you've got your own Youtube TV site. Is this your full time job?

YB: Yes it is. After college I got a job at an office and I never was so depressed in my life. I think people with office jobs are some of the most mentally strong people in the world. So I quit and decided I'd rather be broke. It was a surreal experience that sort of helped me make the decision to do music full time. Paid Dues is a very special tour and I'm pushing to get on it and play a bigger on it role this coming year.

L and F: What's a typical MC Yak Ballz show like?

YB: You should come to one and see for yourself. I'll put you on the list +999.

L and F: Tell us about Scifentology...

YB: Scifentology is a movement. Scifentology II is my new album that comes out on January 29th of 2008 on FloSpot Records. It's a take on religion. It's what you get when you mix myself and Scifen Clothing in a conceptual sense. And It's the Bermuda triangle where Ewok 5MH and Barmak Badaei are the other two sides.

L and F: Any groupie action yet?

YB: I'm not into groupies but I appreciate anyone who takes the time out of their life to listen to my music or read an interview.

The Question We Always Ask....

L and F: When you blow up real big, will you become a media whore, driving around all drunk and showing your privates like some celebrities we know?

YB: I think the media can be used to promote more important topics like famous 16 year olds getting pregnant. But in all seriousness, there are American soldiers dying in Iraq and Afghanistan. I find it bizarre how I don't even have to try and I can see or hear more about what one of these "it" girls did last night in full detail, than tragedies happening to our troops overseas.
It's not even completely the celeb's fault but I can guarantee you'll never see me act out for some short lived press. I'd much rather hang with my friends in private and keep my privates to myself.

Links you Must Click on:

His Clothing Line

His Myspace

Yak on Imeem

Flospot Records

Vote for Yak on Urb's Next 1000

Leave a comment on the Paid Dues Myspace to vote Yak Ballz on the tour again this year

Happy Birthday Fluffgirl!

It's Fluffgirl's birthday today! She's as old as me now and we ain't tellin'. So, this all reminds me of this time we got Fluffgirl a stripper for her birthday. I'd say she was 19 or something and we asked the stripper company to send a surfer-looking guy 'cause thats what she was into at the time (we live at the beach). So, this "cop" shows up and his name is Dawson. He's got the boombox and Fluff is embarrassed as shit. It was hilarious. He was literally flipping her ass in the air and getting all freaky-like. Then he turned on me and made me smack his metrosexual, shaved ass. LC don't get down like that but it was fun. The kicker is he stayed around after his gig was up trying to get a shot at dating Fluff. We were like...."ummmmm, you can leave now". I wish I had the pix for you guys but something very shady and mysterious happened to them.

We love you Fluff!

Please go on Fluffgirl's Myspace and wish her a happy B-day (she does get overshadowed by Christmas every year ya know)

Love, LC