1) T-shirt tucked into jean shorts that are so tight you can see the Marlboro logo on the cigs in his pocket
2) Canvass bag (because he cares about the earth)
3) A neckstrap for his camera and the hairiest arms I've ever seen on a 'ginger.'
4) $50 says he's got on a hightop pair of LA Gear's from '87 at the bottom of that mess
5) The cell phone clipped on the pocket for quick/easy access. Y'know, if the President calls or some other emergency should arise where he just doesn't have time to put his hand in his pocket and pull the phone out.? Or his jean shorts are too tight to squeeze that sumbitch in his pocket.