Naughty Pumps a No Go

So, we were trying to find y'all some naughty ass pumpkin patterns because we know you're as immature as us and want to see boobie and vagina pumpkins everywhere. We couldn't find any but we found this site as equally ridiculous with "celebrity" patterns. Brit Brit is up there looking all at her prime which was a bummer because we wanted one with ratty extensions, pimples, and badly done collagen lips throwing up frozen caramel lattes and ex-lax onto our porch. We can't decide who we are going to use but its a toss up between Eddie Murphy, Joan Rivers and Steve Irwin (RIP). Which one will you choose, check them out at Pumpkin Glow