Sunday, March 16, 2008

American Apparel, You're So Fucking Cool!


YEAH RIGHT. I went into one of their stores in ATL when I was checking out Fluff's dad's super awesome coffee shop and American Apparel is so retardedly lame. I can understand (but still not really) if you're buying a shirt to screen print something on but there are still way cheaper and cuter ways to go about that. It's kinda like the dude who invented The Pet Rock and made millions. It's a fucking rock and these are plain Hanes Your Way looking clothes.

I can just see some hipster chick in there going, "Oh My God, this little duffle bag is totally Olivia Newtown John, 'Let's Get Physical'. I have to have it!" Go to the fucking thrift store bitch. It's $40 cheaper and the fact that it was made in a sweatshop doesn't count because it's second hand (not to be confused with phantom hand)


Love,

LC

3 comments:

fluff said...

American Apparel Will Make You Look Like a Fat Hooker

Hillbilly Harlot said...

Girl, that is the BEST video. Not to mention how the founder likes to jerk off in front of people.

skeet skeet, for sure.

Doodle Whore said...

OMG this is the best post I've read all day. I couldn't agree more. AA is the biggest scam. I wish I had thought of it. I've added you to my blogroll, ladies. Keep on rockin'!