Truck Ballz get no play. Actually they do in VA and they're trying to pass legislation to ban the giant plastic male genitalia that hang from the tow hitch on redneck trucks. Do y'all have these? Do y'all even say "ya'll"? I need to get the fuck out of here. Anyway, I checked out the news online today just in time to catch this article and it was the usual "freedom of speech" vs. "what about the kids?" shit but the good part was the video where homeboy has no teeth. He has major meth face and he's attaching the "Truck Nutz" to his Chevy. Take special note of the Woodstock tattoo on his right wrist (we ain't talking the music festival, but the Peanuts cartoon). The 2nd best part is his cousin who says that its the same thing as a kid seeing a horse with his balls dangling down and you gotta explain it sometime. Oh, and the 3rd best thing is the chick who can't stop giggling while being interviewed and has definitely been smoking for 30 years even though she looks like she's only 29.
Check out the video here.
You have to watch a little commercial in the beginning but its worth it.
And here's the bill:
HOUSE BILL NO. 1452
Offered January 15, 2008
A BILL to amend the Code of Virginia by adding in Article 10 of Chapter 10 of Title 46.2 a section numbered 46.2-1088.7, relating to display on or equipping of motor vehicles with objects resembling human genitalia.
Be it enacted by the General Assembly of Virginia:
1. That the Code of Virginia is amended by adding in Article 10 of Chapter 10 of Title 46.2 a section numbered 46.2-1088.7 as follows:
§ 46.2-1088.7. Display on and equipping of motor vehicles with objects or devices representing or resembling human genitalia.
No person shall display upon or equip any motor vehicle with any object or device that depicts, represents, or resembles human genitalia, regardless of size or scale.