Tuesday, August 7, 2007

Homo Thugs?!?!?!

Ok, so I have a confession to make. I went to the gay bar a couple weekends ago and I found out that I am not ok with homo thugs. My friend Molly and I are total fruit flies (formally known as fag hags). We're dancin it up in our newly acquired thrift store pumps. To our left we see some thin, hipster boys making out. We agree they are so cute. Then to our right, we see totally thugged out dudes grindin' and sweatin' with their do-rags on! What the fu? Now, we know we should not be hatin' and I felt like my dad when I was like, "Now, that just ain't natural." But listen, it looked like if 50 Cent was dancin' with his drank and T.I. was backin' his ass up into him. See what I'm sayin? I can't wrap my mind around it. I'm so ashamed of myself!


Lady Chavez

homo thug, the: urban male who has sex with other men; does not see himself as effeminate, passive or powerless; does not refer to himself as 'gay'; synonymous with > banjee (n.), hip-hop head (n.); to be on the Down Low, to be on the DL;

Down Low, the: (n.) a region vastly populated by many popular hip hop recording artists, closeted but conspirational; giving each other head on the DL; (Leland Gale, SBC Magazine)


Hillbilly Harlot said...

Girl, remember them Ying Yank Twin lookin kids wheelbarrowing each other next to the stage..
I bet they the ones who took my license. HA!

Hillbilly Harlot said...

Did I just Ying Yank? I gotta lay off the valium.

lynx said...

see, the thing about gay people is they're just like everybody else. they're in every scene, every clique, everywhere... if there's one thing i learned when i was living in SF is that it's never safe to assume *anyone* is straight because of how they look.

i know that's not exactly breaking news, but whateva, fuggit. just my 2 cents.