Tuesday, January 8, 2008

Trend and Anti-trend: Tops and Bottoms

Trend: Mickey's Learning Caps


For so long, Mickey's has been educating drunks all over the world one cap at a time. It's Leap Frog for lushes. There is nothing better than sitting on a stoop, drankin' malt liquor and passing around a newly untwisted cap to decode. And you can't just be blurtin' out the answer either. Everyone has to see the cap and then you can reveal your answer...kinda like Jeopardy minus the condescending Canadian.
Can you solve the one above?
Anti-trend: Camel Toe


I am distressed that I even have to go here, but females have been sporting their sheethed crevice on the outside like it's an accessory lately. The pants are too mother fucking tight if your pink taco is looking like a denim gordita in yo' jeans! You need to either get some bigger pants or start skipping the fourth meal you've obviously taken a liking too. This means you Coco!

8 comments:

bfnh. said...

not sure if you peeped the recent discussion of coco's clothing choices over here but there's a few classic pics in said post.

i am a fan of coco's attire. for her, that is. if her labs weren't on blast, something would look really wrong.

Lady Chavez and Fluffgirl said...

no I hadn't read that and there is some funny shit on there...

it is true that the labs complete this outfit but 3 wrongs (shirt in a knot, tight rolled up shorts and labs) do not make a right

fluff said...

omg- check out the butt chubb...

http://a841.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/45/l_e71f65b3b032b2f09aa9e05662d63970.jpg

huh? said...

what are labs?

Fluff said...

oops sorry...

butt chubb here….

Lady Chavez and Fluffgirl said...

labs= labias! haha

Anonymous said...

this guys wonders...

49. "my question is like how does ice t deal with having a prototype whore for a wife...
yeah i know we all want a sexy wife and all but i'll be damn if i have an entire country of dudes knowing the exact outline of my wifes snatch..

like i guess i'm just not secure enough to have a wife like that."

Lady Chavez and Fluffgirl said...

This is also along the same lines but more mortifying...Richard Simmons' balls hanging out of his Dick and Ball shorts..

http://www.tmz.com/2008/01/09/richard-simmons-
goes-balls-out-literally/