I thought nothing could say insincere as much as my grandmother stocking up on clearance cards for all generic occasions and busting one out when a birthday or "thank you" was in order, but these guys have done it! Mixedspecies came up with these glorious cards where you can just check the appropriate sentiment. Not only that but they take hilarious, totally irrelevant pictures like the one above to promote their products.
Other Cards We Like:
They also have shirts:
And nice passive-aggressive stickers to give out: