Peta and The Cool Kids in Cahoots

Peta2 is on the road with The Cool Kids and spreading the word about animal rights issues to unsuspecting hipster carnivores. Apparently one of the The Cool Kids is vegetarian and the other one is on the fence. So, in my neverending quest to educate you fools on this topic, I am pasting Peta2's tour log sent to me by my boy Caleb, who used to ship my packages when I worked for PETA and now he's all in charge and stuff (totally sleeping his way to the top):

by Cody and Tall John

We're back on the road and with a sweet hip-hop group called The Cool Kids.

On this tour, we're taking the time to tell folks about how un-cool fur is. Seriously, what's cool about no federal laws providing protection for the millions of animals—including chinchillas, foxes, minks, and raccoons—who suffer and die on fur farms? Animals on fur farms are kept in crowded, filthy wire cages, where they often develop neurotic behaviors and become sick or wounded, and fur farmers kill them by breaking their necks while they are sometimes still fully conscious or by using anal or genital electrocution. Horrible, I know.

How about I tell you about the road now? Well, we have a new friend out with us and he goes by Tall John. Say, hi Tall John!

We were just in Tinley Park, IL, for a skate fest and a bunch of kids were asking about our Trollsen Twins campaign, which you should definitely check out if you haven't yet!

Well, that was a novel...Come say hello and stay cool, but warm.

-Cody and Tall John

PS - Have you voted for the Fugliest Fur Hag of 2007 yet?!