Letter To the Female Cock Blocker

Preface: I have officially retired from the game but I know most you still have your game face on and this is a letter to that chick who used to cramp my style back in the day...

Dear Cock Blockette,

Just because I don’t have a cock, doesn’t mean you can block when we go out to the bar/club. If we haven’t seen each other in a year and we’re having girl’s night out, definitely expect over 50% of my attention. But, if we go out all the time (at least twice a month) and see each other regularly during daylight for shopping, watching Lifetime, talking shit about other girls, etc, then “peace, see you later” when we get to the bar. I mean not completely, but I like to mingle and if I’m talking to a dude and laughing and winking, then go powder your nose or something. Just because you don’t have game does not mean I can’t flaunt mine around the bar at my leisure and totally disregard you. Wait, I know that sounds way harsh but I expect you to do the same thing and go for yours. I will see you on the dance floor periodically and you can trust I will call a reliable, upstanding cab company to take your lonely ass home at the end of the night. That’s really what friends are for after all.

Love,

Lady Chavez