This is the first installment of "Reader of the Month" and we came straight out the gate with 2 readers because they were super hot best friends like us and we're wacky and spontaneous like that. First up:
Name: Jenny HouserNickname: Jenny Rambler
Rep Your Hood: Well, I live in Northridge California, which totally blows, but I'm from Virginia Beach, Va which seriously kicks the shit out of California.
What makes you so damn special? I'm going to say my shoulder length mullet and my superior dance moves
What word or phrase do you use the most? Something along the lines of "who cares" or any phrase with the word fuck in it probably
How do you get down? How do I like to party? I can honestly say I have never been asked that, but Im gonna says balls to the wall. If you're gonna do the damn thing, just do it. I try not to get sloppy drunk, because you gotta keep the class factor up, but it doesnt hurt to get a little bit out of control now and then
What is the one piece of advice you can offer the rest of us so we can be as cool as you one day? I give cruddy advice I think, but Im probably just going to say "real girls do real things" dont just sit around and complain all the time and depend on other people to make you happy. If you want something, then fucking go for it and get it for yourself.
What do you feel is the best song to make out to behind the port-o-potty at your local carnival? Bonnie Tyler - Total Eclipse of the Heart
Why do you love us so much? No promo. Its the jimmy jam! I mean how stoked am I on two other rad girls doing the damn thing? super stoked.
Next up:
Name: Melissa Summer Duncan Mccarley
Name: Melissa Summer Duncan Mccarley Nickname: Just summer, or McCarley...but those are real names so I guess it doesn't count
Rep Your Hood: VB...Parks Ave!
What makes you so damn special? I play in makeup for a living...I can macgyver an outfit together from mere scraps that people will ooze with jealousy over...and Im pretty sure Im going to make my life's fortune off of a travel guide I'm going to write in the next year after I drunkenly backpack through south america* (*situation pending)
What word or phrase do you use the most?" thhiiisss bbiitttcchhh"
How do you get down? Sapphire and tonics, raspberries and champagne, dark spicy red wine, midget strippers, and dance offs in my undies with rambler circa 2004 in my moms living room
What is the one piece of advice you can offer the rest of us so we can be as cool as you one day? pshaw! Is it possible? haha...no um, just be real, smile and have fun...ladies stop being shitty bitches and dudes, stop being too cool.
What do you feel is the best song to make out to behind the port-o-potty at your local carnival? hands down...Free Bird, its a carny classic. Or montel jordan "this is how we do it"...carnys love old played out top 40 hip-hop. I always confuse montel jordan with montel willams...I wonder if he gets that alot...All I know is he wears some fly ass rocks in his ears. have you ever seen those things??!!
Why do you love us so much? No promo. It's nice to see some ladies writing about the music I'm into, and you're sassy as hell!
2 comments:
Rambler and McCarley, shakin' shit up and ruffling a collective feather wherever they go. It's polarity-inducing; you love them or hate them. There is no lukewarm.
But Rambler, oh Rambler. You do live in the Chesapeake of Los Angeles County. And Chesapeake in any language is bad joo joo(when it's laid out like that).
('Chesapeake' still being the operative 'red-alert' metaphoric tag between V.B.-transplants for when the party has suddenly become lame and polluted with all-over print hoodies,...or anything we even vaguely deem lame)
oh kenny, you hit the nail on the head.
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