Thursday, February 21, 2008

Licker License to Drive

I knew from an early age that I was not gay, but I have always needed a girl in the public eye that I could say I would go lezzie with. It used to be Drew Barrymore when Poison Ivy came out, then it was Angelina Jolie (pre-Brad Pitt) and for a little while I had a Penelope Cruz crush when Blow hit theaters. A lot of straight girls are into Scarlett Johansson but I don't see the appeal. Basically I have been without a faux lesbian lover for years...until now. I have always loved Erykah Badu and she has been looking nice lately but look at these pictures! She's fucking hot even with the Suri cut. She also has super-human powers that make men go crazy sensitive which makes her my idol and default lesbian hook-up if it ever came to it. Ahhh, I feel complete again.



fluff said...

got a little pot in my belly
So now a days my figure ain't so fly
My dress ain't cost nothin' but seven dollars
But I made it fly
And I'll tell ya why

But I'm clever when I bust a rhyme
I'm cleva always on ya' mind
She's cleva and I really wanna grow
But why come I'm the last to know?

fluff said...

LC i am the reason for your obsession with Mama's Gun...and I still listen to it from beginning to end....should be nominated for the album club...

Hillbilly Harlot said...

I thought I was your lezzie?

I feel betrayed and spayed.

Lady Chavez and Fluffgirl said...

girl you is a online celebrity and you are my lezzie in that category

Tricknology said...

i actually forgot all about her until i saw a video on b.e.t. today. and this post.