We had a poll this week and asked our readers what was the best advice. Here were the results:
You can't turn a hoe into a housewife
You lay down with dogs, you're gonna get fleas
Never trust a big butt and a smile
Wipe front to back, don't bring the shit to the clit
Whoa, I thought I was the only one screaming the "shit to the clit" anthem as I hovered over pukey porcelain at the frat house with 3 other girls waiting inside. The Zima drinkers would be astonished by my lack of couth and also devastated that they had been wiping wrong all along. Hey, it was always my good deed for the night, enlightening my fellow females, before I poured out my red cup of Natty Light onto some chickenhead's head before departing. Those were the days.
Thanks for your participation!