Thursday, December 6, 2007

We have some hygeine-conscious readers!

We had a poll this week and asked our readers what was the best advice. Here were the results:

You can't turn a hoe into a housewife
1 (7%)

You lay down with dogs, you're gonna get fleas
2 (15%)

Never trust a big butt and a smile
3 (23%)

Wipe front to back, don't bring the shit to the clit
7 (53%)

Whoa, I thought I was the only one screaming the "shit to the clit" anthem as I hovered over pukey porcelain at the frat house with 3 other girls waiting inside. The Zima drinkers would be astonished by my lack of couth and also devastated that they had been wiping wrong all along. Hey, it was always my good deed for the night, enlightening my fellow females, before I poured out my red cup of Natty Light onto some chickenhead's head before departing. Those were the days.

Thanks for your participation!



Hillbilly said...

Did I ever tell you about that time I pissed in a red cup and threw it on some skank-ho?? She smelled like piss for days. Nasty bitch didn't shower. HAR!

Anonymous said...

lady was the one who enlightened me about the "shit to the clit" and i will never be able to thank her enuff....