Sunday, September 2, 2007

In Defense of Vegetarianism #4



Look guys, this is no joke. If you eat meat, it restricts blood flow to ALL your organs and me and your organ cannot get down if you can't get it up. Going vegetarian is like Viagra for your willy and you can go all night long like Lionel. Your ladyfriend will be amazed by your new endurance, not to mention yo breath will smell better plus you'll lose weight and that always makes your tallywhacker look biggie sized.

Love,
Lady Chavez

2 comments:

Arty "Fucking" Smokes said...

I'm really not sure this is true. I've been vegetarian for 16 years, but I had a huge dick already. My breath smells of smoke.
Avoiding meat should be done for ethical reasons, not because you're trying to get laid.

Lady Chavez and Fluffgirl said...

As you can see Arty, its not the size, its whether its fully functional, but congrats anyway. There will many more reasons to come for becoming vegetarian including ethical ones. Thanks for your continued support...