We know we're all wearing huge 70's glasses these days (well 80's too) but if your stunna' arms don't dip down low and look like you're auditioning for Tootsie, what is the point? You need to get some immediately. I have seen a couple folks rockin' these in the media but it has not caught on like it should.
Mini Chavez Works It
P.S. They need to be vintage so go ahead and start sweatin' through the thrift stores and put some labor into it. It will be worth it.
This section requires immediate action! Please discontinue wearing anything rubber and boat-like with holes in them on your feet. They will start sinking you into uncharted fashion no-no zones. Its like the Bermuda Triangle and no one is actually seen again. Well, they are but people don't realize it because their faces are always behind a Lands End catalog and their 1997 Plymouth Voyagers have tinted Windows.
Unless you are cleaning people's teeth or have lost your will to live a fashionable existence, there should not be a pair of these hideous monstrosities in your collection.
Don't let this happen to you or your loved ones