We've got our own hotline for our readers to call and sound off drunk, sober, on PCP about to jump off a rooftop, whatever. It's like drunk dialing except millions of people (don't pay attention to the hit counter at the bottom of the page) will listen to it the next day. You might as well go on Oprah wasted. So, here are some examples of what you may or may not want to do.....
Disclaimer: ****The last two are NSFW,C, YM, or SB (Not Suitable for work, children, your moms, or southern baptists
You can do a 3AM freestyle like our boy Donny Goines
Or brag about about "kicking bitches in their tits" like Juan Huevos at 9PM
Or fantasize about fornicating with paraplegics like DJ Brownske and his crew at 4AM
Here are the digits (program it in the phone): 757-663-7340
PS...This is voicemail only so don't call us to bail you out of the drunk tank, ok?