Monday, April 14, 2008

I Can Do Tupperware

I've been contemplating leaving this life of sin and crime and moving to the suburbs. Don't even try to argue with me. I'm all used up and there's nowhere else to go but J Crew and dress myself up like shit never happened. Just like Audrey, I'm going somewhere that's green and I'll invite you to my tupperware parties if you don't talk shit.

This is so gonna be me...tv dinners here I come! Classic...


LC

3 comments:

Hillbilly Harlot said...

you ain't going nowhere. I won't allow it. if you do go somewhere, it's up here. you don't have a choice, i'm sorry.

Anonymous said...

ooo ooo - what about like Zsa Zsa in Green Acres? We could get a farm and a couple chickens and sell tupperware to the local PTA members..

J.E.W.E.L.S said...

do what gonna make you the happiest=) ps. i looove little shop of horrors!