I'm a blogging machine and it doesn't stop my friends so holler if you hear me. I checked out Perez on this cold and rainy Sunday and found Adele. I need to preface this by saying that I used to be Perez Hilton's biggest fan and then I think he started outsourcing his writing to India and shit and it ain't the same. That's why I read Dlisted and it makes me sooooo happy and I feel like I have a homo bestie again.
So, Adele is a mix of Cat Power, Amy Winehouse and Karen Dalton. She pretty much just made my Sunday even better than just drinking Carlo and laying around with my pooch, Hot Shot (which is a tough act to follow). Look at her picture...she has a fucking hairbrush stuck in her mullet, ok?...nuf said
Lady Chavez: I'm a corporate whore by day, mother by night, emcee by lunch break and blogger by whenever the boss isn't behind me. People think I'm a hippie because I don't eat meat and I talk about "positive vibes" and shit. However I don't wear patchouli and I shower regularly. Sorry guys! I'm indescribable if you'd like to know but hopefully you can piece me together blog style...
Fluff: I like to waste time on the internet (obviously). I like kitties and doggies and horsies and babies. I could probably hold you at gunpoint and rob you. And I am definitely cooler than you.
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