Showing posts with label tops and bottoms. Show all posts
Showing posts with label tops and bottoms. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 8, 2008

Trend and Anti-trend: Tops and Bottoms

Trend: Mickey's Learning Caps


For so long, Mickey's has been educating drunks all over the world one cap at a time. It's Leap Frog for lushes. There is nothing better than sitting on a stoop, drankin' malt liquor and passing around a newly untwisted cap to decode. And you can't just be blurtin' out the answer either. Everyone has to see the cap and then you can reveal your answer...kinda like Jeopardy minus the condescending Canadian.
Can you solve the one above?
Anti-trend: Camel Toe


I am distressed that I even have to go here, but females have been sporting their sheethed crevice on the outside like it's an accessory lately. The pants are too mother fucking tight if your pink taco is looking like a denim gordita in yo' jeans! You need to either get some bigger pants or start skipping the fourth meal you've obviously taken a liking too. This means you Coco!