Showing posts with label akon. Show all posts
Showing posts with label akon. Show all posts

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Wanna Know Who We're Voting For?

We'll tell you straight up. We're voting for the candidate who will put a ban on hip hop songs with police sirens. The trend of inserting the occasional "innocent" siren has gone on too long. Are producers trying to give a bitch a heart attack?! I don't know how many bags of weed have been tossed out and how many hookers' heads have whip-lashed back at the sound of a cleverly hidden siren on the fucking radio while you're riding around in the whip! How many accidents have been caused by listeners slamming on their brakes to avoid a ticket that doesn't exist? Lives could be saved here people. The time is now and I mean "now" as in they should ban Akon's version of Michael Jackson's "Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'" and not only because he butchers it but it has the sneakiest siren in music history. Damn you T-Pain...I mean Akon!

And who the hell likes that song other than the Soulja Boy fans who have never heard the original? He should just call it "Wanna Be" and leave it at that