This Picture is Funny and Oh Yeah, the Blogsite is Done

Check out this picture of a banner that Mild Davis snapped at an obligatory Mother's Day outing. Can you tell why this bank probably should lose this photo used to advertise a family image? Hopefully you are as immature as us and will laugh wildly and forward to your immature friends and then we will all go to hell.

And yes, we're on indefinite hiatus here on the blog because we just have better shit to do...no, not really but we are working on better shit and we'll let you know when the time is right what we're up to. Until then, feel free to comment on our brilliant posts thus far.

Love,

Lady Chavez and Fluffgirl

"I Spy" with Mild Davis

1) T-shirt tucked into jean shorts that are so tight you can see the Marlboro logo on the cigs in his pocket

2) Canvass bag (because he cares about the earth)

3) A neckstrap for his camera and the hairiest arms I've ever seen on a 'ginger.'

4) $50 says he's got on a hightop pair of LA Gear's from '87 at the bottom of that mess

5) The cell phone clipped on the pocket for quick/easy access. Y'know, if the President calls or some other emergency should arise where he just doesn't have time to put his hand in his pocket and pull the phone out.? Or his jean shorts are too tight to squeeze that sumbitch in his pocket.

I love ATL but......

He looks like a fake Rick Ross and can we stop using the "Z" for pluralz?! You can hear this song and pretend a new term "drawz" has just been coined here

Drunk Dial Lady Chavez and Fluffgirl!

We've got our own hotline for our readers to call and sound off drunk, sober, on PCP about to jump off a rooftop, whatever. It's like drunk dialing except millions of people (don't pay attention to the hit counter at the bottom of the page) will listen to it the next day. You might as well go on Oprah wasted. So, here are some examples of what you may or may not want to do.....

Disclaimer: ****The last two are NSFW,C, YM, or SB (Not Suitable for work, children, your moms, or southern baptists

You can do a 3AM freestyle like our boy Donny Goines

Or brag about about "kicking bitches in their tits" like Juan Huevos at 9PM

Or fantasize about fornicating with paraplegics like DJ Brownske and his crew at 4AM

Here are the digits (program it in the phone): 757-663-7340

PS...This is voicemail only so don't call us to bail you out of the drunk tank, ok?

Liberate Your Ones and Twos With Cas One

Okay, can we talk about how much you need to listen to Cas One? Not only is he auditioning for groupies at a city near you but he's classic good-looking, funny and one of the most talented up and coming emcees you've seen in a minute. He has a collab with Brother Ali for fucks sake. I don't mean to curse and tell you what to do with your life but I'm a jug o' wine deep and pretty sure your existence will be incomplete unless you read this interview and then buy the album immediately. Just trying to help.....

L and F: Besides the shitter, where's the best place to write rhymes?

Cas: It would be so inappropriate to write while on the shitter. I think of the lines while on the shitter and run back and forth between my computer and the toilette when I think of something brilliant.

L and F: You said we could ask you anything so can you please give us a good groupie story? Pretty please?

Cas: Hah....I don't have a lot of groupies (please send more) but when I was at the blind pig there was a girl that looked like brittany spears (a mix between nervous break down and non- nervous breakdown brit) accompanied by a homosexual that looked like Corky from Life Goes On that followed us back to the hotel and got naked in the middle of the hotel pool. It was awkward and a couple guys from tour were trying to talk to the girl not knowing the dude was naked...Which ended in hilarity...

L and F: What's the best advice (please choose one and explain)

a) Never trust a big butt and a smile
b) You lay down with dogs, you're gonna get fleas
c) You can't turn a ho into a housewife
d) Wipe front to back, don't bring the shit to the clit

Cas: I think all of them are good advice, because from the looks of it they are all in reference to some transaction of an STD and I would like to stay away from each. It is also in reffrence to all women are evil which also may be true.

L and F: Tell us about all your collaborative efforts and upcoming musical ventures?

Cas: I've worked with Brother Ali on my first l.p called Liberation on a track called Flashbacks. I wanted to do something more aggressive and he wanted to do a more laid back song with me so that was the product. On my upcoming album The Monster and The Wishing Well, Im working with P.O.S. on a song that's in the works right now. I'm pretty excited about it. Also with fellow label mate, Intuition, whom I think could be the best writer in hip hop. I've toured with some heavy hitters as well.

L and F: How can we hold it down Indiana-style?

Cas: Theres really no style here. It's a big melting pot of leftovers from other cities that happen a little to late. When we get hipsters here in a couple of years I'm moving to Nashville.

L and F: What's the most corny shit someone can say to you after a show?

Cas: I really like talking to people after shows...but I REALLY hate to be asked to join a cypher. Thats pretty corny...and there always is one.

PS...Check out Cas One and DJ Figure and their project "Bads New For People Who Love Hip Hop"

Hip Hop Crafts Catch On

I like to go to Etsy.com and search "hip hop". The results used to be limited but crafters are more and more supplying my hip hop demands. Here are some choice ones I spotted:

by Goekeco

by Teal Town

by Neva Restin

by Love Revolutionary

by
DLK Designs

by Camuscanoe

These Are a Few of My Favorite Things

When its Monday and I'm feeling down, these 3 things are sure to cheer me up:

Fabio and the Goose Incident (seriously, what are the odds?)

The rendition of "Afternoon Delight" in Anchorman:

Watch the video

D-Listed's "Caption This" Contest Photos:

-Hillybilly Harlot likes it too

Love,
LC